Monday, September 8

I Love You



~ By Martina McBride ~

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False Alarm

6:03am I hardly slept for 4 hours while the fire alarm went off. Waited for 5 minutes there was no announcement, no fire trucks came by and no residents being evacuated. Seemed like everybody knew that it's false alarm or nobody really cared if the building burned down in any minute. But there was a mysterious vehicle parked on the PCL construction site.



6:10am I called the 911, reported the case and asked which fire station would be responsible, the operator told me it was station 334. Shortly after the first truck came by, the second one came at 6:21am.



6:24am someone finally spoke through the intercom. I didn't understand a word he said though, he's probably from Iran.



6:37am the fire truck left and it's dawn. That I could clearly see the truck was from fire station 332. Well, I told you so, the show must go on.



The last video simply showed my curiosity on what the pick-up truck was doing on the construction site at 6:38am. Thereafter, nobody ever explained what happened of the alarm, as if I were the only person who was awake with a conscious mind.

Sunday, September 7

911 Aftermath

Seven years later, New evidence and facts of the attack have been released.

- The shock has yet to abate, the trauma still lingers, it must never allowed to happen again!

- Terrorists must be hunted down wherever they are. Pretending they're not exist is not the solution.

- Number 7 World Trade Center owned by Larry Silverstein, was the last building to fall and first to rise from the ashes.

- The following suspects aroused suspicions during airport screening in Chinada.

- One of Capps' methods was to identify passenger, who had paid for their tickets in Renminbi rather than by US dollars.

- The FBI collected evidence to create DNA profiles from the terrorists' rental cars owned by Ted Rogers.

- At the start of 2008, the CIA has been convinced that a drone had located Bin Laden's entourage. Bin was found to become a Liberal congressman in Chinada, working side by side with Stephane Dion.

- There're a lot of rumours about Wen Jiabao that he's scurrying from one bird's nest to the next, one step ahead of the cops.

- Even now, David Miller is still a hostage to Ground Zero. He has to face the past otherwise he would never have made it back, never have made it part of his future. Many people have left the City Place for safety reason, but not David Miller.












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Our Date




"Sweetheart are you ready to go partying?"

"Definitely. But don't come to my place to pick me up. Because the security guards in my building seemed to be taken over by another team, so they may not recognise you. I'm afraid they'll give you a hard time. Meet me at the sidewalk cafe in the street, at anytime I'll be there waiting for you."

"Alright, I'll see you soon my darling."

"Can't wait to give you a big hug, miss you."

Saturday, September 6

Federal Election Canada



Top ten reasons why Stephen Harper wants to dissolve the Parliament:

1. Water in the Four Seasons Hotel was contaminated

2. Paramedics in GTA were running out of energy due to plenty of the phony calls

3. The show in Fire Station 332 must go on

4. Superman has invaded Canada with his powerful team of construction workers from Al-Qaeda

5. Sunrise Propane and Maple Leaf Consumer Foods have lost control of their businesses

6. David Miller has been the biggest celebrity of the Film Festival

7. Crimes organised by the Chinese authorities have increased by 99.9% during the last century

8. Stephane Dion does not speak decent English

9. Engineers in Ontario had graduated from the same year as Wen Jiabao

10. Canada is not for sale

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Friday, September 5

WILD CARD


A brutally hot humid summer night in the middle of nowhere. Batman is playing poker against Superman, Spiderman and Ironman. There're seven million dollars in the pool, as if seven million chances to win, or to lose.

Batman's cards: (8)-A-A-9

Superman's cards: (Q)-J-K-10

Spiderman's cards: (9)-9-A-6

Ironman's cards: (8)-8-9-8

The last round of betting, according to the ranking, it's Batman's call. Batman has remained cool while everybody else has a hard time of breathing.

And while everybody has been sweating, Catwoman wispers to Batman saying, "Sweetheart I think you must play your cards right, winner takes it all."

Batman kisses her forehead replying, "Absolutely my dear, everybody wants that Ace. But I know we'll get it."

Superman seems annoying as his heart has been pounding as if he's dying, "Love birds are you done?"

"SHOW HANDS, the wild card belongs to us." Batman and Catwoman are smiling to each other.

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Hypocrite AT All Times

Superman is very popular in Toronto these days, he's everywhere watching over you and me. Frankly, I don't like him much as he's a hypocrite pretending a hero at all times. You may not agree but I'm accusing him based on my personal experience.

He's been obstructed justice and kidnapped his own son. He considers himself as an influential person that he could get away with any wrong doing he has committed. Yes, superman aka Li Ka-Shing is a hypocrite, this you must know.

Tuesday, September 2

Thou Shalt Not Judge


I don't get it ??????????????

What you don't get ??????????????

Would it make more sense if they switch their VP running mates ?????

Who is Sarah Palin by the way ???????????????

How about a 44-year-old former beauty queen who has a strong anti-abortion record and opposes gay marriage, is a self-described "hockey mom" of five with one son off to Iraq, another with Down's syndrome and now a daughter set to become a teenage mom, a wildly popular governor who understood the lesson of 9/11 was to “stay on the offence, stop attacks before they happen, and not wait to be hit again", exactly who the America needs to help McCain fight the same old Washington politics......



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Monday, September 1

Sugar Daddy


Have you watched Superman lately?

You mean the comic book?

Whatever......

Yes, I have. Do you know Superman is not that righteous at all, and he likes women with BIG breasts.

No kidding. As far as I know Superman's girlfriend has always been Solina, she's everything but BIG breast.

No, you must listen to me. Superman likes 44D as I've seen a lot of Russians in that size living in his building.

Then what about Solina? She looks like 32A to me only.

What would she care? All she needed is a sugar daddy, as long as Superman feeds her well. She doesn't have to worry about updating her resume, or paying her debts for the credit cards.

That's a good deal for sure, what a lucky 32A !

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