Saturday, July 21

My Dream Vacation


Day 1: Syria – City Ruins sight-seeing in Damascus and Aleppo
Day 2: Cyprus - Embarkation at 6:66am, on board 5 million-ton Battleship “ Eliminator”
Day 3: Mediterranean Sea - stop over Gaza Strip at your own risk
Day 4: Jerusalem – UN Gala Dinner, All Inclusive
Day 5: Red Sea – stop over Cairo, keep an eye on your pockets or someone else will do
Day 6: Red Sea – stop over Ethiopia to join Fund-raising Breakfast. Travelers are strongly advised to donate as much as you can: money, jewelry, food, medicine, organs....etc.
Day 7: Persian Gulf – stay over night at Bandar Abbas
Day 8: Iran - Oilfield Tour – each traveler is entitled 50 gallons of oil as souvenir
Day 9: Iraq – War Game or Hide & Seek, again, participate at your own risk
Day 10 Feel free to stay or escape, a permanent residency will cost you nothing if armed. Whereas it'll probably cost your life if not armed.

Departure Date: As soon as you have your will prepared
Cost per head: US$ 100,000 if alive / US $10,000,000 if dead
Inquiry Hot line: 1800-000-000
You're the 11946911 visitor, thank you and God bless.