Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
A. Because of the coffin.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A. He heard it had great circulation.
Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends
Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangs-giving
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.
Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A. Newlywebbed
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A. Scream or sugar!
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes
Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.
Q. Where do most werewolves live?
A. In howl-lywood, California
Q. Where do most goblins live?
A. In North and South Scarolina.
Q. Why do vampires scare people?
A. They are bored to death!
Q. What songs does Dracula hate?
A. "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.
Q. What do you call a little monsters parents
A. Mummy and deadly
Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. A sour-puss
Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?
A. Steak
Q. What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A. A grave problem.
Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.
Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?
A. She bats her eyes.
Q. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A. He has a bat temper.
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
A. His fang club.
Q. What kind of key does a skeleton use?
A. A skeleton key.
Q. What can't you give the headless horseman?
A. A headache.
Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.
Q. What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A. A white sale.
Q. What's a monsters favorite desert?
A. I-Scream!!
Q. When does a ghost have breakfast?
A. In the moaning.
Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A. Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A. Mali-boo.
Q. What do they teach in witching school?
A. Spelling.
Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broom-mates.
Q. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A. He didn't have the guts.
Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
A. Bad to the Bone
Q. What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?
A. Ground him
Q. Why was the mummy so tense?
A. Because he was all wound up.
Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A. Because he had bat breath.
Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. What did the goblin say to the witch?
A. I don't know you tell me!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A. The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.
Q. Why do skeletons drink milk?
A. To help their bones!
