I'm never good at jokes, but let's try one for today.
There are delegates of the following countries / regions gather together for an important conference in some where out there. Obviously they are in no particular orders: Africa, Canada, China, France, Germany, Greece, Hong Kong SAR, India, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Korea, Mongolia, Russia, Spain, Switzerland, United Kingdom and United States......
Everybody looks awfully serious and shows much concern of a guy who's been detaining for ages, sitting in the center of the room with a blindfold. Everybody wants to get rid of him in a way, as this guy has been causing a lot of troubles such as playing God. However, no charges could have pressed time after time, day after day, as no evidence could have put him behind bars. Ironicially, that everybody looks more miserable than the guy who's been suffering, how hilarious.
All in a sudden the telephone rings. None of the delegates dares to speak in private anymore, as there's no privacy at all over or under the table, any longer. They all switch the phone to hands free, hearing a voice asks, " Why are you keeping my man and what are you accusing him and where are you heading besides a dead end? "
Nobody dares to say anything except for the Chinese, " Who are you and who do you think you are, ah? "
" I AM GOD " is the answer.
" Well that's impossible, because we're in hell. " the Chinese proclaims proudly.
In no time a thunder strikes through his forehead then the voice says, " NOW YOU'RE IN HELL."
