3am in the midnight, my phone in the green house rings, my parents are safe asleep. I'm aware today is the 1st of April.
"This is Hilarity and this is an emergency! I've heard you're the superstitious delegate and a dreamer. Wake up as I need your power to put a curse on the black sheep in my family!"
"Oh, give me a break and who are you trying to fool? You're the black sheep in your family."
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2pm in the afternoon, someone knocks on the door, it's unusual. I'm aware today is the 1st of April.
A good looking woman at the door who has sexy beautiful lips, "For sure you recognise me. I'm the CEO of a charitable organisation called [Foundation against Inhuman Adoption]. We're raising funds to protect the kids from being adopted by hypocrites. We need your donations to save all the kids on the planet."
"Oh, leave me alone and who are you trying to fool? You're the hypocrite who adopted the kids."
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6pm in the evening, Larry King and David Letterman say they'll come over to talk to me. I'm aware today is the 1st of April.
This time I hear Opera shouts, "Get out of here and who are you trying to fool?"
