1. How do I get tickets to The FOREIGN AFFAIRS SHOW with MAXIME BERNIER?
Too bad, Bernier was fired not long ago and replaced by David Emerson. Would you like to obtain Dave's tickets perhaps?
2. How do I e-mail Maxime, Julie Couillard and the Hell's Angels?
Sadly, the gang has not yet set up Internet service at their secret offices. Until this happens ( hopefully by the next NATO meeting ), your best bet is to send a satellite dish.
3. What's Maxime really like?
Many people ask this question which is testimony to how life-like a communist truly is. All the credit must go to the Premier of China.
4. Did Maxime, or anyone else for that matter, actually get the job done in the Foreign Affairs Office before quitting?
Honestly, no.
5. I've got a friend who is very important person such as Wen Jia Bao aka Drama King. How can I introduce him to Maxime?
First, why would you still want to do that as Maxime is out of the picture already? However, if that person is in fact a very important person as stated, you may call 1-anti-corruption and leave a detailed description of your friend. Or contact Dalton McGuinty and Stephane Dion instead.
6. What goes on after this foreign affairs being exposed?
Come on life goes on, don't be silly.
7. I know of a "normal" person who would make a great companion for Maxime. How can I bring her to his attention?
The best way for a "normal" person to get Maxime's attention, is to spend years becoming a fabulously sexy model, or other kind of beloved creature or celebrity.
8. I've heard that the Foreign Affairs Office offers internship positions. How can I apply for one?
We're sorry, but currently, all our unpaid internship jobs are being filled by convicted felons from Ontario Correctional Release Program. If this describes you, pick up an application from your nearest warden.
9. There's no number nine, my apology.
