"Hi there, this is Richard from Time."
"Yes my dear, are the photos come out good?"
"Hum...yes...but..."
"But what? If they're not good enough we can arrange for another photo shooting. You know, it's Person of the Year, I must look good on the cover."
"Absolutely my dear...you look gorgeous...but..."
"Hey...what's going on?"
"Alright I'm sorry to tell you this, the editors have just decided to choose Michael Phelps replacing you. We're truly sorry...it's a last minute deal...let's try again for next year..."
"What? You mean I have to do these all over again to be qualified next year? Shame on you I'd rather die!"
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