Top ten reasons why Stephen Harper wants to dissolve the Parliament:
1. Water in the Four Seasons Hotel was contaminated
2. Paramedics in GTA were running out of energy due to plenty of the phony calls
3. The show in Fire Station 332 must go on
4. Superman has invaded Canada with his powerful team of construction workers from Al-Qaeda
5. Sunrise Propane and Maple Leaf Consumer Foods have lost control of their businesses
6. David Miller has been the biggest celebrity of the Film Festival
7. Crimes organised by the Chinese authorities have increased by 99.9% during the last century
8. Stephane Dion does not speak decent English
9. Engineers in Ontario had graduated from the same year as Wen Jiabao
10. Canada is not for sale
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